no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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