are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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