I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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