When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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