No stitches, just platelets and will power
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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