I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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