What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Everything about him screamed your future.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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