make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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