What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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