Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Randomize
