OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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