O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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