what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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