Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Buhtt sex?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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