Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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