and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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