omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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