just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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