so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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