How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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