Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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