One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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