and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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