is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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