Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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