yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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