I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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