you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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