Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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