Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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