on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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