Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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