Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
