It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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