I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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