I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
