The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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