those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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