So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
worst night to have a conscience
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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