he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize