Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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