It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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