Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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