And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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