physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Couch. On fire.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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