chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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