I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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