i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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