I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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