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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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