The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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