Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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