okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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