he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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